{"product_id":"tech-debt-memorial-candle-set","title":"Tech Debt Memorial Candle Set","description":"\u003cp\u003eA curated trio of candles in honour of the architectural decisions that got the product to market. They were the right call at the time. They are still running in production. This is a celebration of their service and a quiet acknowledgment that someone will eventually have to deal with them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSet of three 100g soy candles. Scents: Legacy System (cedar, warm rubber, and the quiet acceptance of inherited code), Borrowed Time (tobacco, amber, deprecated dependency), and Technical Debt (petrichor, vetiver, and a CI pipeline that takes 47 minutes). Packaged in a kraft box labelled IN LOVING MEMORY.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEach candle burns for 30 hours. The debt does not.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cannot Reproduce Co.","offers":[{"title":"Set of 3","offer_id":70939283882006,"sku":"TDM-CANDLE-SET3","price":68.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1223\/9064\/2710\/files\/product_59e21723-86b9-4a37-9513-6d94870de516.png?v=1777477514","url":"https:\/\/fceb.s.k11e.com\/products\/tech-debt-memorial-candle-set","provider":"[TEST] Feature Complete, Emotionally Broken","version":"1.0","type":"link"}