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Certified Unstable Water Bottle
$42.00
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$42.00
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Hydration is important. So is transparency. This bottle makes no promises about its own behaviour. It has been tested in staging. It passed. Production is a different environment.
32oz double-wall vacuum-insulated stainless steel. Leak-resistant lid. Keeps cold things cold for 24 hours, warm things warm for 12, and your anxiety lukewarm indefinitely. BPA-free. The certification on the label is not from any recognized standards body.
Ships with the factory seal of conditional approval.