Commit & Regret Mug

You saw the tests pass. You merged without reading your own diff. It happens to all of us, usually on a Thursday at 4:47pm, and usually to a service that doesn't have a rollback plan.

Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Emotionally neutral. The text is fired into the glaze, so the regret is permanent but the mug isn't going anywhere — which is more than can be said for your deployment.

Pairs well with the Postmortem Pending Notebook and a quiet Friday morning before anyone notices.