Flaky Build Anxiety Blend Coffee

A single-origin medium roast that passes 94% of the time and will not tell you which 6% is the problem. Sourced from a high-altitude farm where conditions are ideal, results are variable, and re-running the same process sometimes produces different outcomes for no reason anyone has been able to isolate.

250g. Roasted to order. Tasting notes: dark chocolate, citrus, and a low-grade background hum that something is about to fail. Best consumed before 11am or immediately after a deployment you are not monitoring closely enough.

We have been unable to reproduce the bad batches. All batches ship as-is.