Cannot Reproduce Co. Desk Plaque

You investigated. You followed the reproduction steps. You checked the logs for the specified time window. You refreshed the environment. It didn't happen for you. It might never happen again. It probably will happen again, in production, on a Saturday, to the one person you can't reach.

Solid hardwood. Brushed metal nameplate. Pre-engraved: CANNOT REPRODUCE CO. 9 inches wide. Non-slip base. Makes an excellent gift for any QA engineer or developer who has ever closed a ticket as 'Works as Expected'.