Rollback Protocol Emergency Kit

For the forty-five minutes after a deploy when you are watching the error rate and telling yourself it's within normal variance. This kit contains everything you need to get through that window regardless of how it ends.

Contents: Certified Unstable Water Bottle, Commit & Regret Mug, LGTM Self-Inking Stamp (Approved Green), This Should Have Been An Email Notepad, CANNOT REPRODUCE sticker sheet, and a laminated Rollback Decision Flowchart (two questions — both lead to 'rollback now'). Rigid matte black case, ROLLBACK PROTOCOL in red foil.

Does not include the confidence to make the call. That part is on you.