Usually Meets Exceptions Performance Review Candle

Crafted for the employee who has consistently delivered, occasionally pivoted, and technically exceeded expectations in at least two of the fourteen competencies on the review form. This candle burns for approximately 50 hours — roughly the amount of time you'll spend thinking about whether 'Usually Meets Expectations' is a compliment or a forecast.

200g natural soy wax. Hand-poured. Cotton wick. Frosted glass vessel. Scent: sandalwood, fig, and something that can only be described as 'constructive feedback delivered without context'.